WE MAKE THINGS UNTHINGS.
The world's premier institution dedicated to the strategic preservation of the status quo. We don't believe in disruption. We believe in the committee.
OUR EXPERTISE:
- Reverse-Engineering Potential: Turning revolutions into PowerPoints since 1965.
- Strategic Hesitation: Teaching the art of "Let's circle back."
- Simulated Productivity: How to look busy in open-space offices.
- Minimum Viable Involvement: How to take credit without taking responsibility.